Category Archives: Manchester

Attention, The Internet

I have taken a wife. Please update your records accordingly.

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Stockport Hat Museum

After literally weeks of badgering, I finally gave in and took Emma to the Stockport Hat Museum at the weekend. She was so excited on the train over there that I had to tell her the man was going to … Continue reading

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Hardcore coupling DVD

With it’s feet firmly in the feet of the 21st Century, the Ian Allan bookshop has got bloody hundreds of DVDs. The one they were showing a preview of when I was in was a cab ride in some kind … Continue reading

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Ian Allan books

On the approach to Pickled Willy station in Manchester, there is a shop called Ian Allan. I only mention it, because it is The Greatest Shop In The World. They sell books (DVDs, magazines etc.) which are mostly connected to … Continue reading

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JLS condoms

As celebrity tie-ins go, this is up there with Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test (“May cause birth defects”). I don’t know much about JLS, but I do know that my niece was really into them last year, and now considers them … Continue reading

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Airports on Twitter

Whilst trying to work out if I could get home from Gatwick this week (and whether friends and family would get to where they were going) I’ve started following a bunch of airports on Twitter. Most of the time they’re … Continue reading

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Top Gear Advent Calendar #20

[Following a comment yesterday] So my Top Gear advent calendar has the number 20 missing. OR DOES IT?! I was up all night trying to locate the missing number, had Interpol on the phone, sent a tweet to Poirot and … Continue reading

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Caffeine Shampoo

Do you have hair that looks a littleĀ tired? Problem solved! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a cup of Jojoba with herb extracts.

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Step away from the briefs

I’m not sure what offends me more, the suggestion that I would go tinkering with random underwear, or the fact they can’t spell “Boxers”. Hanging’s too good for them.

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The right type of leaves

If there’s one thing I love more than paying for rail travel, it’s having my ticket stamped. Especially when the rail fella uses a Christmas tree themed hole punch. The inspector will be raking in cash from a Christmassy wedding … Continue reading

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