Big news here! I’ve got myself a new bird!
Click on for more, although let’s be honest, we can all see where this going…
At a golf tournament. No, I can't believe I went either.
Hahahaha! That’s right! It’s not a ‘bird’ like a lady, it’s a frigging Hawk or Eagle or something.
Terrifying things. I wasn’t happy holding it at all, although you’d never know that to look at my face.
i think you’ve been taken for a ride there Swiss, it’s got a conker for a head, there’s two six inch nails holding it on at the neck….
Where’s the recent comments thingy gone and what is that on your arm, seriously! And even more importantly what’s that mini-lawn on a stick in your hand?
Swiss James: Fly my pretty one! Bring down the government. It’s just that lately I’ve had this idea that they don’t, y’know, they don’t speak for us and stuff.
Bird of Prey (flying high): Ok.
You look like you’re about to brain it with the astroturf talisman
Actually, I think Swiss looks a little like a hawk in this photo.
We need answers though!
Oh now it makes sense. The poor animal is blindfolded because he’s about to get it from the artificial grass thing. Did he have any last wishes?
I think the bird asked to be blindfolded after it saw who was about to hold it (Manchester’s Most Good-Looking Ukulele Player, 2010).
@KindBadger – James actually one the Grammy for “best non-classical Ukulele performance while attached to a parrot” category. Competition was fierce!
one the Grammy??? what kind of language is that??
@Dingle – Well I was going to spell it with a “w” but didn’t want to confuse the Korean readers.
Hello Korean Readers!
안녕하세요!
I’m really becoming dyslexic in my old age. I thought you said “hello Koran readers” which seems a very odd greeting.
@WoAi – it’s all over the Middle East shouting! Swiss started the revolutions and now history is about to take place, with Gadaffi about to run off to Dorking to run a fish and chip shop.
Just to clear up the astroturf thing, I was at a golf tournament and when I sent the hawk off hunting, this is what he came back with.
“No you fool- I asked for a Vole, not a hole.”
That’s why I look angry.
Anyway if Gadaffi is reading this, I’ve got some room under under for my stairs for any sequested loot.